don't you know that everything's on fire?

great great things!

yesterday i went for an interview at jason's deli. it was a total breeze and the manager didn't ask me any questions. she just told me how easy it is and that i would probably be really great at the job. she called me a couple hours later to offer me the job, but i told her i was going to wait until my TWO interviews are over on monday. THAT'S RIGHT, TWO! gamestop called me back! finally!

i came home and had a celebratory cocktail. i made myself a whiskey sour but didn't really like it so i melted a cherry otter pop and put it in there too. mmm so good. i just ended up making a huge batch of it to bring around with me. including 5 melted otter pops :).

then last night i fucking ping ponged all over downtown tucson desperately trying to follow the caravan to our next party. we ended up at some party where nearly everyone was wearing pink. i went up to one of the dudes who lived there and was like "haha wtf why is everyone wearing PINK?!" to which he replied "it's a breast cancer awareness party". i walked away with my tail between my legs.

today has been great. natalia and i watched the mighty ducks 2 twice and then grilled chicken wings! when i was lighting the grill my arm kind of exploded and i lost nearly all the hair on it.

i'm still really bummed about all the weight i've gained but i'm also still too lazy to get up and do anything about it! i only want to do things that involve my mouth like smoking, eating and drinking.

alright everyone is singing on mighty ducks 2 right now so i have to go hide outside until it's over.